You Wanna Look Like a Baller Tonight?

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/14/2016 at 14:48 • Filed to: None

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When you take your girl to that fancy steakhouse you should tip your valet a lot of money. That would totally make you look like a baller. #TotallyNotBiased

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 14:51

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I usually tip the valet a lot of money only if they agree to park my car at the entrance.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > My citroen won't start
02/14/2016 at 14:52

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We do get that request from time to time. Those people generally tip $20 or so, so I’m fine to park it close then.


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 14:53

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Or I could park at a normal spot and take her on a “romantic walk” through the scenic streets while saving that cash for other things. All while seeming like I planned the night to be super sweet.

Now...where do I find a date...


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 14:53

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if it were a really dope car would you be ok with a test drive?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 14:56

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In the US do people pay for the valet service and then the tip, or is it usually just part of the restaurant?


Kinja'd!!! Nerd-Vol > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 14:57

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Outback Steakhouse doesn't have valet service. :(


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 15:00

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Could just invite the valet to eat with me since I don’t have a date. Thats much better than a tip right?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 15:01

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Totally true. Tip everybody heavy!


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 15:09

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I never know is it better to tip the guy taking your car or the guy retrieving it? Do you tip both? I usually tip the guy retrieving it but will sometimes tip both as it's almost never the same person.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Rico
02/14/2016 at 15:11

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At least for where I am the tips get split, so it doesnt really matter. But the person getting the door is generally the most common way of giving a tip.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 15:13

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Okay I see. Usually when I arrive somewhere I get out the car on my own and leave the keys in the car but when getting my car the valet has opened the car for me basically and that's when I hand him the tip.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 15:15

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I too browse /r/carporn.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > My citroen won't start
02/14/2016 at 15:20

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Depends on where you are working. Tip is when ever you want but some people want payment when you drop off other want it when you are leaving.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Blondude
02/14/2016 at 15:20

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I spend too much time on reddit in general...


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/14/2016 at 21:42

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R33 Skyline = love not just on a made up holiday